Sharing from my network With Apologies To Everyone ! 😀😅 “ Doctors vs Dentist! “ 😀😅 Group Mail A dentist was understandably nervous at his first extraction. His hand shook as he got the molar out. He lost grip on the instrument, and the tooth trickled down the patient';s throat. "Sorry...." said the … Continue reading Laughter is the Best medicine
I Love this Japanese Doctor~🤔😊 Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; its like saying you extend life of a car … Continue reading My friend is in love with this Japanese Doc:) – WhatsApp forward – No offence meant
Save water – take a shorter shower todayMake someone’s day – tell a friend why you appreciate themFight climate change – go vegetarian for today!Someone wronged you? Forgive themTaking public transport? Offer your seat to someone elseFeed a stray animal if you spot oneSurprise your parents with flowersOld laptop or mobile lying around? Donate itHelp … Continue reading Random Acts of Kindness – Choose one. I have.
We walk past homeless people every day; can you spare them 5 minutes of your time? Surroundings looking messy? Tidy up the area around you Neighbour’s lawn looking messy? Offer to mow it Leave someone flowers anonymously Make an effort to get to know someone you don’t usually talk to Be someone’s shoulder to cry … Continue reading Random Acts of Kindness – Choose one. I have.
Support a small, local business as a customer Have lunch with a homeless person Apologise to someone you may have hurt Share your lunch with a friend Neighbour’s lawn looking messy? Offer to mow it Go green – don’t waste paper Leave someone flowers anonymously See someone struggling with lots of bags? Offer to help … Continue reading Suggested Random Acts of Kindness
I never thought, I would have any followers or BFFFs as I have come to call my readers - The Best Friends, Followers and Fans! I love them and their comments and likes. I like to read their blogs and like and comment. For a short while when I reached a 360 number, I added … Continue reading WOW ! 400 Followers – Again ! Thank you.
Who says working a 9-to-5 job has to be a drag? Turning your biggest passion or a fun pastime into a career can make you start loving your life during the week rather than merely living for the weekend. And you’d be surprised by how many pleasurable activities in life can be turned into professions. … Continue reading 6 legit jobs that seem too good to be true | Ladders
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RETIRED HUSBAND (I love this guy)😂😉 (Courtesy: a friend on WhatsApp) After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the Hypermarket. like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. my … Continue reading Retired husband – Humour
Sometimes, the help that comes is so slow in coming it can be termed as That's Helping A Snail Cross The Road. --------------------- Just as a college is meaningless without students or teachers A Library Is Meaningless Without Readers. --------------------- Sometimes the Empathy / Sympathy expressed is so Verbose that I feel When Comfort Turns … Continue reading Fun Idioms Generated for the day: Creativity Exercises by the JayMentor
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Heart Of Gold Free verse by JAY An aminophylline, however hard it tries, Will always be GOLD. Are you upset by how gilt it is? Does it tear you apart to see the aminophylline so chromatic? I cannot help but stop and look at underlying metal. Never forget the subjacent and basic metal. The … Continue reading Heart Of Gold Free verse by JAY
via Here's why you should stop looking for a mentor | Ladders MENTORSHIPS Here’s why you should stop looking for a mentor By Ozan VarolJul 24, 2018 FacebookTwitterFlipboardLinkedInEmail Will you be my mentor? This question makes me cringe. It’s not that I don’t want to help. I do — I really do. It’s just that … Continue reading Here’s why you should stop looking for a mentor | Ladders
A Poem by jay Whose pepper is that? I think I know. Its owner is quite sad though. It really is a tale of woe, I watch him frown. I say hello. He gives his pepper a shake, And sobs until the tears make. The only other sound's the break, Of distant waves and birds … Continue reading The Salt And Weak Pepper
Volunteer your time for a good cause Neighbour’s lawn looking messy? Offer to mow it See someone struggling with lots of bags? Offer to help them Help an elderly person cross the road or up the stairs Pay for someone’s bus ticket Google 'survey for charity' and complete one. They receive money for every one … Continue reading Random Acts of kindness
I'm Out! - A Didactic Cinquain by Jay I'm Out! Spiffing, weirdo Snapping, walloping shock, humungous banging Such feelings of pain Out Cold
Is it free? How was the math test? Should we start class now, or should we wait for everyone to get here? Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all. If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth … Continue reading Creativity/ Humor – Random sentences generated for the day – 🙂
Visit a friend who’s sick Save your family some time and buy their groceries Apologise to someone you may have hurt Be someone’s shoulder to cry on
Short story that inspired me to write a Quick Poem below Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends and integrity. And you're keeping all of them in the air. But one day you finally come to understand that work is a rubber … Continue reading Jay’s Quick Poetry-The Sharp And Grand Rock
This is a Japanese doll. And I am thinking of the dolls whom I disappointed by declining them my Talk time. If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds. Try eating Rosogulla or a Gulab Jamun with a Chutney Sauce. What a taste combi … Continue reading Random sentences for creative ideas and how some days refuse do not average out!
Love Free verse by jay I saw the ardor kinship of my generation destroyed, How I mourned sympathy. Do sympathy make you shiver? do they? The quality that's really transcendent, Above all others is the goodness. Now unknowable is just the thing, To get me wondering if the goodness is unknown. ardor are not fatless! … Continue reading Love Free verse by jay
Tough It Out Meaning: To remain resillient even in hard times; enduring. This is so true. I have to work on the paper for 10 days now and I must finish it today. Love Birds Meaning: A pair of people who have a shared love for each other. Hmmmm..... Wonder what this means today Let Her Rip Meaning: Permission to start, … Continue reading Random Phrases indicate how day will progress for me sometimes.:)
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other. Something is clearly not in sync and as they say, in perfect alignment! When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand. I still remember it quite vividly. Sad memory. It happened … Continue reading Random Sentences. – Do they make sense for the day. Sometimes they do.
Goody Two-Shoes Meaning: A smugly virtuous person. Wouldn't Harm a Fly Meaning: Nonviolent; someone who is mild or gentle. Drawing a Blank Meaning: Failing to recall a memory. Unable to remember something. Back To the Drawing Board Meaning: Starting over again on a new design from a previously failed attempt. Foaming At The Mouth Meaning: To be enraged and show it. Barking Up The Wrong … Continue reading Random Phrases give indication of the day ahead.
Who agrees, commits but rarely fulfills? 1. Has No integrity 2. Wanted to say NO BUT said yes! 3. Cheats him/herself 4. Is unable to prioritise and funnel/ filter doables and undoables? 5. Wants to fool others by agreements which are rarely fulfilled 6. Is a chest with self and will cheat others 7. Is … Continue reading What would you label a person
Hello BFFFs. ( Best friends, fans, followers and some Frenemies who also visit my blog 🙂 ) A great morning to all of you. How do I begin my Blog writing daily and what do I post. I find generating random phrases every day as a good creative mind exercise. I am a lateral thinker, … Continue reading Random phrases I generate every day
Close But No Cigar Meaning: Coming close to a successful outcome only to fall short at the end. Will make sure, this does not happen today. No Ifs, Ands, or Buts Meaning: Finishing a task without making any excuses. Yess. FINISHIATIVE. Burst Your Bubble Meaning: To ruin someone's happy moment. NO. Don't want to do that. Don't Count … Continue reading Hope is not a Strategy, These Random Phrases do come true for me sometimes.
I like to generate these random phrases and compare their attributions at the End of the day and usually they come correct. Let's see what's in store for me today. Go For Broke Meaning: To risk it all, even if it means losing everything. To go all out. If the message is about achieving 10000 likes … Continue reading What will the day be like – Random Phrases predict 🙂
I like these randomly generated sentences. See what I fond today. They are great creativity exercise. Words in Bold are my thoughts. 🙂 The shooter says goodbye to his love. Well, Almost. The key word missing was trigger and I found the right trigger to do the Right things and took back my Good bye:) … Continue reading Random sentences – EOD (end of day) fun
Quick On the Draw Meaning: Performing an action with the greatest of haste. Back to Square One Meaning: To go back to the beginning; back to the drawing board. Took the lead to mend fences and getting into Mission mode rather than the Shared Vision mode. Wouldn't Harm a Fly Meaning: Nonviolent; someone who is mild or gentle. … Continue reading My day and the Random Phrases. Overall a Great day of Rest.
I currently have 52 windows open up… and I don’t know why. A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them. The body may perhaps compensates for the loss of a true metaphysics. The stranger officiates the meal.
Just wondering how well or badly the day pans out 🙂 Jack of All Trades Master of None Meaning: Having suitable skill in multiple things, but not being an expert in any of them. Par For the Course Meaning: What you would expect to happen; something normal or common. Ring Any Bells? Meaning: Recalling a memory; causing a … Continue reading Random phrases make my day – Jack of all trades Master of none is at top today 🙂
See the eating of the teacher, I think he's angry at the imaginary creature. He finds it hard to see the tissue, Overshadowed by the heavy gnu. Who is that flying near the rat? I think she'd like to eat the doormat. She is but an intelligent woman, Admired as she sits upon a noblewoman. … Continue reading The Teacher and the Woman Rhyming Couplet Ideas by jay
You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover Meaning: Don't judge someone or something only by the outward appearance. They can be fooling. How long we allow ourselves to be fooled is up to us REALLY A Fool and His Money are Soon Parted Meaning: It's easy for a fool to lose his/her money. Hmmm... Mountain … Continue reading Random Phrases of the day and how days pan out.
Whose rock is that? I think I know. Its owner is quite happy though. Full of joy like a vivid rainbow, I watch him laugh. I cry hello. He gives his rock a shake, And laughs until her belly aches. The only other sound's the break, Of distant waves and birds awake. The rock is … Continue reading The Bright And Funny Rock A Poem by Jay
Back To the Drawing Board Meaning: Starting over again on a new design from a previously failed attempt. Starting over again, in a new city this time. Hope is not the Strategy. Doing is. Know the Ropes Meaning: Having a familiarity or understanding of how something works. This sure is a help, An insider friend's insights as … Continue reading My Random phrases for the day – Action Plan? May be:)
Teelo Teelo was thinking about Heart Break again. Heart was a cold-blooded juggler with pursed lips and Teelo Teelo had self cause hurt to his fingers. Teelo walked over to the window and reflected on his Odorless surroundings. He had always loved The Dark Skies with its filthy, fried Universe, Full of Stars, Self Illuminated … Continue reading Two Spiteful Uncles Chatting to the Beat A Short Story by jay ( Auto generated and edited 🙂 )
See the crawling of the politician, I think he's angry at the ammunition. He finds it hard to see the bee, Overshadowed by the big ski. Who is that hopping near the cetacean? I think she'd like to eat the implementation. She is but a terrific mayor, Admired as she sits upon a chess player. … Continue reading The Politician and the Mayor Rhyming Couplet Ideas by Jay
Down For The Count Meaning: Someone or something that looks to be defeated, or nearly so. Does it mean Me? A Fool and His Money are Soon Parted Meaning: It's easy for a fool to lose his/her money. Quite true. I fall prey all the time to neuromarketing gimmicks. Keep Your Shirt On Meaning: Keeping calm. Usually said … Continue reading Random Phrases for today. Let us see next… 🙂
I have decided to become a Story Writer and a Story TI have decided to become a Story Writer and a Story Teller going forward. The Udemy Course was very useful so was this Story Generator. See what it produced. Wonderful nO? I did some edits here and there to keep the flow and continuity. … Continue reading Wild Jay A Short Story by Jay
Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he’s happy about it? Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing … Continue reading All my Random sentences matched my biorhythms today 🙂
And during the hard negotiation, due to my straight talk my friend became afraid and thought I would burst like a cracker or a bomb now 🙂 🙂 That changed the morning mood somewhat. Off One's Base Meaning: A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways And I could take it no more. 🙂 … Continue reading Random Phrases that guided today… Sad, mad, crazy morning
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots … Continue reading Sugar – Honey – Iced – Tea … Guess what it means.:) It was a crazy morning
Method to my madness An assertion that, despite one's approach seeming random, there actually is structure to it. Beat around the bush Avoiding the main topic. Not speaking directly about the issue. Off one's rocker Crazy, demented, out of one's mind, in a confused or befuddled state of mind, senile. Add insult to injury To … Continue reading These Idioms made me Mad after a Bad Bad morning today.
The river stole the gods. Hmmm.... I think there is truth there. .. Will wait till day end. Don't step on the broken glass. - True, especially when you have shown someone the mirror undiplomatically, unapologetically and unconventionally and it has been broken using your HEAD 🙂
Quick and Dirty Meaning: Things that are fixed with great speed, but as a result, it's probably not going to work very well. No, it wasn't dirty but it was a bad prank I played for a couple of days having failed last time, I think it has gone awry again and I may be on the … Continue reading Random Inputs and My New Day begins
Dear Friends and followers, 13th May to 27th June - 6 weeks, 45 days of regular posting on WordPress gave me GFFs:) Great friends and followers who have delighted me with 16000+ views 8000+ likes 6000 Visitors and 300+ comments. What can I say - I can only express my humble GRATITUDE to you all … Continue reading Time to express GRATITUDE again!
#Life #Relationshiops #judging #situation #expectations I Smell a Rat Meaning: A feeling that something is not quite right, or awry. I met him. He was late. The meeting lasted 30 minutes against original plan of 2 hours as we met after nearly 6 years. Something was amiss. Something was wrong. Par For the Course Meaning: What you would expect … Continue reading My random phrases for the day sometimes fortell the happenings of the day
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind. So very true for this day. Damn my biorhythms ! I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older. That's right. He said he was not … Continue reading Sometimes Random sentences make or mar our days.