One Liner Joke
Overheard: one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob if we don’t get support people are going to think we’re nuts
So did you hear about Johnny Depp’s new upcoming movie?
It’s about bird-watching and called: “Parrots of the Caribbean”
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
An Acrostic by jay
Many jackals regret.
Young hounds bay.
Foxy reproaches criticise.
Regrettable indiscretions ridicule.
Egregious indiscretions roam.
Nightly prowls whirl.
Extant romances woo.
Many dalliances encounter.
Yonder jackals rove.