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The Future Is Getting Facepunched For An NFT Of Yourself Getting Facepunched.

12 MAY 2022

TOP STORY

Actor Ezra Miller Claims They Filmed Alleged Assault to Turn It Into NFTs

Actor Ezra Miller, famed for their role in “The Flash,” was apparently having a very normal one during their recent arrest in Hawaii, when they claimed they filmed an altercation to turn it into NFTs. As TMZ reports, Miller — with whom, full disclosure, this reporter smoked weed with at a house party in 2013, during which they seemed pretty chill — claimed during their March 29 arrest for drunk and disorderly behavior at a Big Island bar that related footage may become fodder for future digital assets. The future is here, in other words, and it sucks!

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HEADLINES FROM TODAY

ONEScientists Say Space Is Filled With Invisible Walls

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TWOA Startup Is Renting Tiny Bay Area “Pods” for $800 Per Month

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THREEFacebook Reportedly Already Running Out of Money for Metaverse

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OF INTEREST

Scientists Grow Living Plants in Moon Soil Captured by Astronauts

A new skill may soon be in high demand among potential astronauts: gardening. Three scientists from the University of Florida say they’ve successfully grown plants in samples of lunar soil collected during three different Apollo missions. The research, published in the journal Nature today, showed off the tiny but miraculous green Arabidopsis thaliana, or thale cress, seedlings.

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NEWS IN QUOTES

“ I’ve never been more bullish on where we are as a company. 

— Coinbase founder Brian Armstrong, who just lost $11.5B overnight.

FROM THE DEPT. OF STUFF TO SPEND MONEY ON

Best Telescopes for Beginners in 2022

Today’s telescopes aren’t like Galileo’s. First of all, using one nowadays probably won’t lead to heresy charges from the Catholic church, and you can also find lightweight devices that can be easily transported anywhere. Whether you know absolutely nothing about telescopes or this is the 15th article you’ve read to convince yourself to bite the bullet, here’s how to take your stargazing to the next level.

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