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The Future Is Never Hearing The Expression “Pain At The Pump” Ever Again.

10 MARCH 2022

TOP STORY

Tesla Orders Are Reportedly Surging As Gas Prices Hit Record Highs

Geopolitical uncertainty caused by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is causing oil prices to hit record highs, with the national average touching $4.17 and some parts of the US spiking north of $8 per gallon.

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HEADLINES FROM TODAY

ONEScientists Breed Jesus Mice With No Father

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TWOExperts Say That Those Giant Spiders Falling From the Sky Are Good, Actually

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THREERussian Space Program Is Apparently Forbidding Employees From Traveling Abroad, Fearing They’ll Flee

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OF INTEREST

Elon Musk’s New Baby’s Weird Name, Explained

SpaceX CEO Elon Musk and acclaimed musician Claire “Grimes” Boucher had a secret baby in December, much to the surprise of pretty much everyone — including the Vanity Fair reporter who discovered the child’s existence during an interview with the mother.

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NEWS IN QUOTES

“ It’s clear we cannot continue to live this way, it will destroy our civilization. 

— Svitlana Krakovska, a top climate scientist at the Ukrainian Hydrometeorological Institute

FROM THE DEPT. OF STUFF TO SPEND MONEY ON

CERO One eBike Review: Make Your Commute and Weekends More Fun

If you’ve ever taken a ride on an eBike, you know two things: 1. How useful they are, and 2. How much absolute, unmitigated fun they are. There are also a bunch to choose from — but we’re here to help you with that, and think we might’ve found the one that’ll work for you.

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