Futurism Newsletter


 

The Future Is 12 Miles Below the Earth’s Surface.

1 MARCH 2022

TOP STORY
 

Mark Zuckerberg Gives Galaxy-Brained Explanation of Metaverse’s Impending Singularity

Mark Zuckerberg has a newsflash for us all: the Metaverse is less of a place than, like, a point in time, man.

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HEADLINES FROM TODAY

ONENASA Descends Into Chaos as Moon Program Revealed to Be Way Behind, Over Budget

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TWONFT Buyers Furious After Art They Spent $70 Million on Turned Out to Be Completely Hideous

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THREEScientists Warn That Ad-Targeting Neural Networks Could Use “Infinite” Energy

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OF INTEREST
 

MIT Startup Drilling 12 Miles Into the Earth to Suck Out Energy

An MIT spinoff has locked down significant funding for a literally groundbreaking project: using fusion power tech to drill 12 miles into the Earth and harvest the immense energy down there.

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NEWS IN QUOTES

“ In service of all on Earth and all who will follow them beyond it. 

 
— An official explanation for what tourists are doing in space (obviously).
 
FROM THE DEPT. OF STUFF TO SPEND MONEY ON

Morning Machine Review: A Barista-Grade Pod Machine in Your Kitchen

There’s the way we used to make coffee. And then, there’s this: The future of pod coffee.

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