ChineseVirus – Report Card via WhatsApp University for 2020

Corona Virus Submitted its ‘Annual Performance Appraisal ’ for 2020 for promotion, it reads like this:

  1. Responsible for Global Digital Transformation and fast-tracking.

2.Reduction of Global CO2 emission.

3.Five million jobs “restructuring”.

4.Global Hygiene initiatives:
Ensured 100% compliance on washing hands… leading to collateral reduction of other communicable diseases.

  1. Made global industry shift to WFH – saved exposure and costs.
  2. Reduction in global noise pollution by making everyone keep their mouth shut (while masked).
  3. Taught cooking, vegetable shopping, housekeeping to many.
  4. Highlighted the importance of governance, adaptability and long term planning, by all sectors.
  5. Spiritual contribution – Provided ample time to all egoistic and self-centered people to contemplate their moral nature.
  6. Provided a big boost to the Pharma sector, brought small utility stores back into priority.
  7. Taught the family values and values of life.
  8. Taught how to manage funds by avoiding so called necessary but truly unnecessary expenses.
  9. Oriented masses to prevention of disease through Yoga, cycling, walking and healthy lifestyles.
  10. Ushered a new phase of social reforms- in controlling ostentatious and wasteful expenditure in socio-religious events.

After due appraisal
Covid19 Coronavirus is promoted to next higher level with a mutant version.

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