Enjoy these punchlines…

Enjoy these Punchlines !!!!!!!!!
It’s hilarious
●I’m a nobody,
nobody is perfect,
and therefore,
I am perfect.
●I’ve got to sit down and
work out where I stand.
●If I save time,
when do I get it back..???
●Where there’s a will,
I want to be in it.
●I am free …. of all
prejudices. I hate
everyone equally.
●Take my advice,
I don’t use it anyway!
●Statement below is true.
Statement above is false.
●Like I said before,
I never repeat myself
●Sometimes I need what only you can provide:
your absence.
●A conscience does not prevent sin.
It only prevents you from enjoying it.
●If at first you don’t
skydiving is not for you.
●War doesn’t determine
who’s right.
War determines who’s left.
●Best way to prevent a hangover is to
stay drunk.
●Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become
the expected?
●I was born intelligent,
education ruined me.
●A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
What more can I say?
●If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are others here for?
●Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
●How come ‘abbreviated’
is such a long word?
●Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
●Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun!
●Your future depends on your dreams.
So, go to sleep !!

●Alcohol kills slowly. So What?
Who’s in a hurry?
Not me anyway !

●Can you do anything that other people can’t? Sure.. I can read my handwriting.

Via a WhatsApp University graduate. 🙂