Ready for some WhatsApp Gyan?

People are getting more and more creative. Here is a set of desi puns

  1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline
  2. Mayawati ctrl+all+dalit
  3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it’s a do or dhai situation
  4. Vishwanathan Anand gets tense when the waiter asks, ‘Check de doon’
  5. A potato was grilled by cops; after two hours of torture, it gave in, ‘Main Batata hun, main Batata hun…’
  6. A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stainless steal.
  7. Sita after seeing Hanuman in Lanka for the first time, ‘Yahoo! Messenger’
  8. Friends pay food bills on a de-tu-de basis
  9. ‘I laughed yesterday’ in Hindi, ‘Michael Hussey’
  10. An old lady asked me the way to the temple; I replied, ‘Magistrate’
  11. Rahul Dravid’s wristwatch is technically a wall clock
  12. Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates
  13. The way to the cemetery, ‘Go straight and take the last rite.’
  14. The salaried class feel that the changing nature of taxes is too T.D.S.