There once was a old man called paul.
He said, “See the lovely natal!”
It was rather dear,
But not very year,
He couldn’t say no to the baseball.
Auto Praise for A Man Called Paul
“Wow! The rhyming structure is incredible. ‘paul’/’natal’/’baseball’ – how does jay come up with this stuff?”
– The Daily Tale
“I thought Limericks were supposed to be funny. I slept. Then I dreamt that I was asleep.”
– Enid Kibbler
“Frankly, who can’t say no to the baseball? Flawless poetry. The earth moved for me. I just wish Limericks were longer.”
– Hit the Spoof
“What I want to know, it who the toast is Paul?”
– Zob Gloop
“I can think of better rhymes for ‘paul’, but best not go there. Thanks, jay, for some moderate entertainment.”
– Betty Borison