The Pseudo Feminist
Rhyming Couplet Ideas by jay
See the jogging of the Pseudo,
I think she’s angry at the cape verde escudo.
She finds it hard to see the aficionado,
Overshadowed by the soft forego.
Who is one burping near the Laggard?
I think she’d like to eat the thagard.
She is just a hep Feminist,
Admired as she sits upon a mnemonist.
Her smoking car is just a goat,
It needs no gas, it runs on moat.
She’s not alone she brings a Billy,
a pet squint, and lots of calla lily.
The squint likes to chase a hen,
Especially one that’s in the den.
The Pseudo shudders at the nose-ringed duck
She wants to leave but drunkard wanna sip-n-suck.