A Lass Called TwistNeck

A Limerick by jay

There once was a lass who liked acting.
She thought she was quite distracting.
It was rather long,
But not very schlong,
She couldn’t resist the counteracting.



  1. Jay, I am unfamiliar with the word schlong as written in this context. I even looked it up on google to see if it had an alternate meaning to one I am familiar which is a man’s penis. What does it mean in the context of the poem?

      1. The other expression which is not dirty is a long ‘snake’. Now interpret, become mean meaning making machine, if you like or read it in this context. Hopefully it will make sense. But, whoever believed that Limericks have to make sense :), my friend. regards. Jay

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