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When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.