1. Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

   I wish I was Omnipotent, omniscient, all knowing, all powerful – Just like the Mall 🙂

2. Please wait outside of the house.

   I then thought it is better to wait outside and see if there is any Pheriwalla (door to door salesman) coming to sell what I needed.  Old Age, you know! 🙂

3. He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.

   What a phony! 🙂

That’s how started my day.