Thanks to Datamuse, whose word engine was used to complete the poem.
Auto Praise for Spanner – A Haiku
“The juxtaposition of spanner and boyfriend is truly inspired.”
– The Daily Tale
“I don’t like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title – ‘Spanner’. It went down hill from there.”
– Enid Kibbler
“Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the inclement mountain.”
– Hit the Spoof
“I felt that I was a spanner. It was spooky. I hope to read more by jay. Perhaps next time, something longer.”
– Zob Gloop
“I’ve always wanted to write a haiku about a spanner. I can’t belive jay has beaten me to it.”
– Betty Borison
“Inclement mountain is a popular first line for a haiku. It’s incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines.”
– Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic
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